Sent: 28 March 2011 20:06
Subject: When booking please bear
this in mind
A bloke calls the musicians' union to get a
quotation for a six-piece band for a wedding.
The rep says: "Off the top of my head, about two thousand
pounds". He says: "WHAT? FOR MUSIC?"
The rep responds: "I'll tell you what. Call the plumbers' union and ask for
six plumbers to work
from 6 to 12 o'clock on a Saturday night. Whatever
they charge you, we'll work for half."
"I get your point," he said.